While this was for quite some time a blog about my escapades as a single lady taking full advantage of that fact [called Absolutely Single].... I actually did indeed find someone who can put up with the crazy and am now absolutely taken. This blog now documents my thoughts and life while trying to live as optimistically as possible! I have a lot of random thoughts and most end up here.
I just moved to CO about a year and 1/2 ago, so I am documenting my new life, making friends, and exploring a new place! I absolutely love it and can't wait to see where else life takes me.
i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully
This makes my heart hurt. This poor dude. Then again, yikes.
Eff you Dr. Oz for hating on cheese. I don’t care how many hours I’d have to spend on the treadmill to burn it off, give me all the cheese!
Who needs to pay off credit cards anyway? There goes that plan for my tax refund. Because sure, I’d love to spend half of my (monthly) income on my car within the span of the week.
Someone I went to high school with just posted this picture of our hometown. A legit tractor gassing up. So… I guess I can claim I grew up in a small town.
[I sent a student to the bathroom and 30 seconds later he returned]
"Ms. D, can I use the kindergarten bathroom?"
"I need to do the 2"
No shame. At least my kids feel comfortable sharing with me….?
I need to work on posting more of these. My kids sometimes are hilarious (though sometimes I think they are funny and other people *ahem the boyfriend* do not find them as funny) Anyway if you want to see some hopefully funny kid quotes and stories you can follow my teaching blog. [I also post thoughts about teaching/education but ya know that’s the more boring stuff]
Whoaaaaa mind blown.
What a genius way to cut tomatoes. Wonder if it actually works when an average person would try….
This seems like it’d become one of those #nailedit posts if I actually tried it. But I probably will have to try now!
Okay okay so I post a lot about the weather (but I just can’t ever get over the crazy) but what is this? I don’t think I’ve ever seen my phone tell me it was a wintry mix outside. But honestly, it is the perfect description. Give me back my 70s from last week :(